Swamp-dweller Blues
Swamp-dweller Blues
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Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges over to his office. It ain't fun being the Head Ogre of an ogrecompany. He's here got tons of paperwork to tackle, meetings with demanding officials, and the constant threat of donkey shenanigans.
To top it all off, he's gotta wrestle the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just staying in his swamp with a good bowl of swamp stew, but duty calls. He sighs and throws on his power tie. Another day, another dollar.
Corporate Swamp: Donkey Knows You Feel It
Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.
- We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
- It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
- Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.
Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.
Bayou Living > The Grind
Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's concrete jungle. Out here in the swamps , life moves at a slower rhythm . You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to feel the breeze . No fluorescent lights out here. Just the chirping crickets and the gentle lapping of water . It's a good life , ya know? One you can't find in no corporate ladder climb.
Lord Farquaad Is My Boss Send Help
This stinks. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I tried to quit once, and let me tell you, it was a big mistake. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening to turn me into an ogre.
I just need a way out of this. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.
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* I'm pretty sure he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his jester.
* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.
* Please, someone, send help!
Full Time Ogre, Part Time Meme Lord
He's a real beast, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes the ogre life. When he's not laying waste to villages, you can catch him spreading laughter online. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a troll.
- His memes are legendary
- He lives for the likes
- Don't anger the meme lord
Prepare for the Muck
Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real mess. We're lookin' at intense rain all weekend long with heat indexes in the scorching 100s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra repellent and a poncho. It might even be good for gettin' that gator watchin' in.
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